Alien mooners

Baba:
People stop landing on the moon.
Abbi:
What? What’s going on?
Baba:
People stop going on the moon. Because People get threatened by moon habitats!
Abbi:
Why is this happening?
Baba:
Aliens are annoying.
Abbi:
So what they’re saying?
Baba:
“Do not come again
It’s our homeland main!
Stay away from painful pain!”
Abbi:
Ha ha hah. Lol

Baba:
So they say,
“If you go there again
Yo Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
You will be transformed to a chicken
Or hen
Then you will be beaten
And be eaten!”
Abbi:
Ha ha hah. Lol.
That’s why people don’t land on
The moon anymore.

Abbi:
How about we can
Send a message to the alien,
To say hello ! We will come again
To trade love, not pain.
What if we run out of oxyzen,
Where we will find a place to live again. Won’t you share us your home land main?
We will trade love, there is no pain.
Baba:
Let’s send this text from
From your sister’s iPhone ten
Abbi: A text has been sent.